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	2008.07.16  07.24 i had this dream i was in high school and everyone was making fun of me so i bought this 70 dollar belt because everyone else had one but it didn't look right on me so everyone just made fun of me more. and i was in an auditorium for the majority of the dream. and i was wearing a white shirt. i've never had one of those, oh noes you're insecure dreams before. not even when i was in high school. weird.

	2008.06.17  09.55 well i'm leaving for serious july 2 suckaz i bet you'll miss the idea of me in portland maine i'm so tired of looking at congress street and also free street and cumberland ave and forest ave and coffee by design and king middle school and portland high school and the university of southern maine and tdbanknorth signs everywhere lots of people love portland maine, i wonder why. i'm not a very content person in general.

	2008.05.01  07.48 i'm going to move to washington state at the end of this month. please donate to the get danielle out of maine fund. thanks.

	2008.03.21  18.35 oh yes

	2008.03.20  11.56 oh hai i promise that once i sighed out something magnificent. i suffer from a weak heart. you forget that sometimes.

	2008.03.12  10.03 like whoa so right i've not done this thing in a long time. it is snowing. i am at the bank. i has like totally short hair for serious. i never even made a list of birthday demands. too late now. i'm going to move to vermont. i am delightful.

	2007.09.25  13.42 la deee dahh i got a new job. banking is the shit kids, let me tell you. i need a haircut, my good friend april should get on that. 3 months till christmas and my throat hurts. la la lalalalalala

	2007.08.30  00.17 CRISIS i quit my job. i was never really a bank teller anyway. someone give me a new job k thx.

	2007.08.16  23.35 i can't sleep i keep imagning that there is a ghost cat on my lamp and it is making me nervous. absurd? yes. i have a vacation starting tomorrow, i'm going to leave the country, maybe i won't come back. i'm going to paint my toenails pink. i want a new dress. I LOVE CLOTHES. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mood: chipper Music: the toilet run

	2007.07.23  21.38 i is riding my bike 15 milez and you ain't stoppin me no sirreee.

	2007.07.09  15.23 i sat there dumbfounded. the stars were excellent, if i do say so myself. in times like these is it considered reasonable to wear clicky shoes? Mood: calm

	2007.06.07  17.18 working till 6 is for the birds and for danielle, apparently. i lost my wallet and apparently someone brought my licence and my debit card to my house, that is nice. someone stole the actual wallet and the 8 dollars in it though, tragic, i know. i'm moving tomorrow, it is sudden, but it is bound to be a good thing. i can't believe i lost my money holder, that makes me feel stupid. i suppose everyone does stupid things sometimes, at least i didn't lose my keys or my check book. so the bank has no one coming in, right now it my time to just sit here (I HAVE A STOOL!) and type away and be boring, which i am good at apparently. i've tried to cancel my credit card, which was also lost like 4569 times but right when i get to it someone comes in, that is how things go. i hope that my friend trevor will help me move tomorrow like he said he would but you know how people are(not very reliable i'd say) i am going to paint a picture and hang it in my new living room and it will be hilarious because i don't think i'm a very good painter, but i do like colors. i have wicked short hair livejournal people WICKED SHORT. oh fuck i've even bored myself. someone cheer me up. thanks. Mood: drained

	2007.05.30  21.27 my back hurts. i'm not at the bank which means i'm not as crabby as usual but let me tell you i am on my last leg (PSST I ONLY HAVE 2) i don't like heat

	2007.05.18  13.45 i want to go home and go to bed. working at a bank is not for me. my throat still hurts. i'm not feeling very creative lately, maybe i've never been creative. i am obsessed with looking at buildings and deciding what they were originally and no one else cares to hear about it but i tell them anyway.

	2007.05.17  15.00 mou i'm tired of people who need lots of other people. i hate people. people who like people just suck my energy away and make me hide in my room for a long time. i like episodes of star trek the next generation a lot though. i had a dream in yahoo instant messenger messages last night, as amusing as that is, it made me feel pathetic because that is not the first time it has happened. my computer remains broken. i haven't even seen it in like a month. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh haha so my throat is broken i have nice handwriting

	2007.05.15  14.59 are you worried about me?

	2007.05.15  12.24 Danielle can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis. Peanuts and danielle are beans! Danielle can sleep with one eye open. Every day in the UK, four people die putting danielle on! Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up danielle. Danielle is only six percent water. Danielle can use only about ten percent of her brain! The opposite sides of danielle always add up to seven! Danielle is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary. Danielle will often glow under UV light.

	2007.05.15  10.53 i am confused i dreamed about kangaroos and designer purses and some mean old man in a grocery store yelling i'm sick again, my lungs hate me. i dreamed one night i was pregnant and i could feel something crawling around inside of me and it was disgusting.

	2007.04.04  10.30 I.Saliromania is a sexual fetish or paraphilia that involves deriving erotic pleasure from soiling or disheveling the object of one's desire, usually an attractive person. It may involve tearing or damaging their clothing, covering them in mud or filth, messing their hair or makeup. The fetish does not involve harming or injuring the subject, only their appearance. It is related to wet and messy fetishism, bukkake, omorashi, mysophilia, urolagnia and coprophilia, but extends to other areas such a forcing the partner to wear torn or poorly fitting clothing and other actions which would render them normally unattractive. The fetish sometimes manifests itself in the defacing of statues or pictures of attractive people, especially celebrities. The fetishist finds this sexually exciting, rather than mere vandalism. They sometimes form collections of defaced art for future enjoyment. The term comes from the French for soiling, salir. In cases where the fetish is not obsessive it is called salirophilia. It is frequently confused with salophilia, an attraction to salt or salty things (especially body sweat) that derives from the Latin for salt, sal. Saliromania is a sexual fetish or paraphilia that involves deriving erotic pleasure from soiling or disheveling the object of one's desire, usually an attractive person. It may involve tearing or damaging their clothing, covering them in mud or filth, messing their hair or makeup. The fetish does not involve harming or injuring the subject, only their appearance. It is related to wet and messy fetishism, bukkake, omorashi, mysophilia, urolagnia and coprophilia, but extends to other areas such a forcing the partner to wear torn or poorly fitting clothing and other actions which would render them normally unattractive. The fetish sometimes manifests itself in the defacing of statues or pictures of attractive people, especially celebrities. The fetishist finds this sexually exciting, rather than mere vandalism. They sometimes form collections of defaced art for future enjoyment. The term comes from the French for soiling, salir. In cases where the fetish is not obsessive it is called salirophilia. It is frequently confused with salophilia, an attraction to salt or salty things (especially body sweat) that derives from the Latin for salt, sal. II. Somnophilia (from Latin 'somnus' = sleep and Greek φιλία, '-philia' = love), or sleeping princess syndrome, is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal and/or orgasm are stimulated by intruding on and awakening a sleeping stranger with erotic caresses. The eye-rolling before fainting may also cause arousal. Somnophilia may also refer to having sex with a sleeping partner. There is no technical term for the reciprocal paraphilic condition of being the recipient, which more often occurs in fantasy than in reality. III. Wkamezake (Japanese: わかめ酒), also called wakame sake and seaweed sake, is a sexual act involving drinking alcohol from a woman's body. The woman closes her legs tight enough that the triangle between the thighs and mons pubis form a cup, and then pours sake down her chest into this triangle. Her partner then drinks the sake from there. The name comes from the idea that the woman's pubic hair in the sake resembles soft seaweed (wakame) floating in the sea. A.Autogynephilia (IPA: /ˌɔtoʊˌɡaɪnəˈfɪliə/) (from Greek αὐτό (self), γῦνή (woman) and φῖλία (love) — "love of oneself as a woman") is a paraphilia proposed in 1989 by Ray Blanchard, who defined it as "a man's paraphilic tendency to be sexually aroused by the thought or image of himself as a woman." [1] It is part of a controversial behavioral model for transsexual sexuality informally known as the Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory. The model is an attempt to explain transwomen (male-to-female transsexual and transgender persons) who are not exclusively attracted to males, including lesbian (or "gynephilic"), bisexual and asexual transwomen. [2] The model claims that transwomen (called "gender dysphoric males" by Blanchard [3]) who are not sexually oriented toward men are instead sexually oriented toward the thought or image of themselves as women. Most of the attention paid to Blanchard's work on gender dysphoria focuses on what he calls "nonhomosexual transsexuals" or "autogynephilic transsexuals." He calls those transwomen who are exclusively attracted to males "androphilic" or "homosexual transsexuals." B.Trichophilia is a paraphilia in which one becomes sexually aroused by, or is extremely fond of, human hair (usually cephalic); this may be of hair in general or different hairstyles, colours, texture, or sheen. Arousal may occur from imagery and physical contact of hair, this includes head hair, pubic hair, and axillary hair. Head hair arousal may come from from watching or touching very long hair — for example waist length hair and longer, red hair, hair over face, thick hair, wet hair, etc.

	2007.03.28  10.47 this is it "This is a very bad book you're writing," I said to myself. "I know," I said. "You're afraid you'll kill yourself the way your mother did," I said. "I know," I said. (kurt vonnegut) Mood: grateful Music: journey

	2007.03.15  13.09 oh well ok i'm at the bank again as per usual it is raining i am not sad my back does not hurt this is a monumental day in the history of danielle. Mood: bored Music: waiting for pizza lalalalalalalala

	2007.02.25  11.03 i got presents i wore a pretty dress

	2007.02.23  11.49 OMOGMOGMOG in celebration of my 21st birthday and being legally allowed to drink in the united states of america i am going out with my HOT GIRLFRIENDS to some fancy bar and we're going to be the dishiest mother fuckers there. and by the way high heels will never be comfortable. and i need some new tattoos. and also, i'm wearing a pushup bra at work which means i have hotter tits than anyone. have a good day.

	2007.02.22  11.19 insist intros there was a cashier holding back tears telling me how her fiance just died suddenly she just kept saying "he was only 29" but there is nothing i could do so i just stayed quiet. i suppose we are all walking around like "ohh here comes mr shakey, ohhh hello" whatever that means. but i'm sad about the way things turn out in the end but not how they are while they're happening y'know? everything is just that way. what am i supposed to do? Mood: irritated

	2007.02.20  14.58 my hair drives me cuh ray zee and my lips are dry and my back hurts and the bank is a HOPPIN TODAY oh and i suck at life i'm in love with whomever reads this kiss kiss kiss kiss (RED HEARTS) in other news i need a vaccum cleaner and my apartment is freezing cold and some lady gave me a free coffee maker that is a deadly addiction if i ever heard one my back is BROKEN i need a new tattoo i'm going to be 18 in 4 days. 1818181818181818 here is what i want for my 18th birthday a car a digital camera candy pretty dresses shoes and tights soft soft sheets a kitty bubbles a swimming pool a billion dollars an alto flute a tattoo hair that doesn't bother me smaller feet dainty features someone who doesn't get bored of listening to me whine a heart shaped bed warm nights